Here
it is December and girls are still walking around in skirts like this, God love
'em. I have for many years noticed that as the weather gets colder, skirts seem
to get shorter. Why is it that girls will, in the name of fashion, bundle up
in the heaviest coats they can find, yet walk around with every inch of flesh
south of their butt cheeks out in the frigid wind? Incongruities rule.
